Wofl War One

''Incoming transmission!  "Capten, we ned ur halp!! Wee, teh wofl empiar, r undurr attk bai r mortel enems, hte arktik foxs. If u has hart 4 wofl empiar, plz beem down an fyte."''

Wofl War One is an action-themed adventure by RandomCreaturez. Your Spore captain must beam down near a Wofl base, and speak to the Wofl king, who gives out his war speech before prancing into battle.

After talking to him, you must make your way to the Artik fox base, along with the other wofl soldiers. The artik foxs attack en masse with lvl 2 Energy Slashes and lvl 3 Strike attacks. The wofl soldiers can only use their lvl 1 Lightning Strikers, Charge, and Poison Blade attacks. It seems like a pretty even match.

Ulfric Stormfox, leader of the Artik Foxs, is a force to be reckoned with. He has lvl 4 Bite, lvl 3 Lightning Strike, and lvl 3 Pulse Blast shouts. It is recommended to let the Wofl king, with Poison Blades, Charge, lvl 3 Strike, and lvl 1 Pulse Blast take out the Artik Fox king before you try and destroy the fox base.

After destroying the Artik fox base, you can collect all their gold, and the Not-So-Jagged Crown. Speak to Ulfric Stormfox, who is a total sore loser. After he finishes his rant, he and his remaining soldiers will slowly and shamefully march away.

The Wofl king congratulates you and offers to give you a big, slimy kiss. Once you decline his offer, he threatens to kiss you whether you like it or not. You decide to play the odds and do a little victory dance before beaming up... Wofl king never gets his kiss...

Trivia

 * The camp that the Artik foxs retreat to in the end has a hidden Spoffit.
 * The whole scenario of the adventure is based on the civil war in the game Skyrim, between the Imperial legion and the Stormcloak Rebels. The Not-So-Jagged crown is based off of the Jagged Crown, an important artifact in Skyrim.
 * The layout of the adventure is somewhat inspired by both Skyrim and the capture-the-flag level "Blood Gulch" from Halo, that is heavily shown in the Halo machinima series Red vs Blue.
 * Wofl King still hasn't gotten his big slimy kiss.
 * During the adventure, the Wofl legion is aided by a laser-shooting Woflcopter, a parody of the Roflcopter.